There are some people like you I tolerate. Most of 'em have kicked the bucket. ;P

a hhhh... tiger storm, I see the screw-up fairy has visited your face yet again

I've had a delightful evening, but this wasn't it

no, but if your questions got any worse I might try...

Tigerstorm is one of the nicest old ladies I've ever met.

I've never thought badly of you alex,

when I'm asleep.

That would be true but I have no talcum powder, nor need of it, because unlike you I have bowel control.

if your talking about your recent comment Oaky, then I heartily agree

Damn your good wit...

 

I would insult you, but calling you despicable would be tautology. And why waste that on you? :(

I'm busy right now. Maybe I could ignore some other time?

 

I don't quite understand you insult app, and could people specify who there comment is directed at? It gets confusing in large posts when you can't tell who someone is talking to?

Hey Oaky, I heard you caused 9/11. You were the co pilot, and when the pilot looked at you, he was so grossed out by your face that he B-lined it for the towers.

 

*Im actually sick of these ugly jokes. Meh.*

I was not aware that you needed one. It's good to have people like you around who have experience in that field, Oaky.

 

Thanks app. I meant I don't get it, bag of hard candy? What?

Gosh, y'all are the best! *group hug!* I think that everyone here is stupendous! Awesome! Spectacular! Amazing! Tha Bomb! (No sarcasm!)

@Oaky: me too.

Careful, don't let you mind wander to far, it's too small to be left out on it's on.

@Spitfire: Ah, the Hard Candy one was joining you in the tiger insult. You called him an ole' lady, and nice serene seeming old ladies often are comically represented as having a purse of hard candy they use to beat off attackers.

 

There's even a Facebook group, so it has to be true, right?

Blah blah blah blah *insult* blah blah *witty reply* blah blah blah *not-so-witty comeback* blah blah blah blah *insults about faces* *insult about how ugly one is* *stupid insult* blah blah blah blah *off-topic post* blah blah *off-topic reply* blah blah *reminder of topic of post* blah blah blah *insult* *insult* *insult* *off-topic reply to off-topic reply* blah blah blah *insulting insult*

 

 

That's basically what this post is! (Yeah, I'm insulting the post, you got a problem with that?)

Ya asking what my problem is? Ya I got a problem. It's name is ''Oaky.'' :P

Well if your name is Alex, in spanish it's Alejandro which is a Lady GaGa song, so technically we should be calling you:

 

"AleGaGa AleGaGa!"

O_O

 

App, you aren't that stupid; you're probably possessed by a retarded ghost.

Okay, that was just lame. Even for your small brain.

Hey Oaky I found your brain at the 10 cent shop today. I'm donating to science, and yours was perfect, because it was in the ''barely used'' section! And better yet, the owner assessed the value and I got a great deal! :D

YOU.FAIL. neeext :3

 

 

gee oaky, i didnt know you were THAT prone to loseing your mind...

INSULT ME AND EXCPECT A PM ON A MISSILE!!!

Your typing is causing English teachers to rebel.

I'm glad my face is so terrifying. I'm sure you'll have nightmares about getting eaten by my rotting, bug-ridden face. Don't wet the bed too much.

''Or it got tired of you raping the shift key.'' App, the shift key jokes keep getting more and more representative of this situation. Kudosssss

 

Stryker, anybody who instructed you to be yourself gave you really bad advice.

Stryker, I think Mother Nature really hates you - you remind her of all the mistakes she's made.

Your lucky because if Momma Nature was really ticked she would make you a tree. Oh wait you are a tree! Slow, dumb, and just sits there like a lump!

And your swinging, but not stinging the pinata filled with the luscious candy you long for. Maybe next time ;)

Stryker, you're purpose in life is to serve as a warning about mutation gone awry.

The fact that your talking about app like that just shows that you're kinda g.... a.....

:P

Should be obvious if ya ask me.

 

Stryker, your face really completes the ''Imbecile'' outfit quite well.

 

 

App, I saw your picture, and I can honestly say it's a lovely Halloween decoration. ;)

Oaky, I saw that commercial for your debut in a band; ''Starring Oaky's face, as the drums!''

 

Stryker, I don't mind that you're ranting, so long as you don't mind the fact that Im not listening.

If your so smart that your  able to redirect insults maybe your creativity will expand to a half decent insult

Why are you being tough to prove something that isnt there?

Intimidating maybe but not even close to tough