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Is Windows A Virus?
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Submitted By Geek377 on 10/09/06
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No, Windows is not a virus. Here's what viruses do:

·      They replicate quickly - okay, Windows does that.

·      Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so - okay, Windows does that.

·      Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk. Okay, Windows does that too.

·      Viruses are usually carried, unknown to the user, along with valuable programs and systems. Sigh... Windows does that, too.

·      Viruses will occasionally make the user suspect their system is too slow and the user will buy new hardware. Yep, Windows does that, too.

Until now it seems Windows is a virus but there are fundamental differences: Viruses are well supported by their authors, are running on most systems, their program code is fast, compact and efficient and they tend to become more sophisticated as they mature. So Windows is not a virus. It's a bug. 

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Re: Is Windows A Virus?
18 hours - 1,771v
Posted 2010/09/07 - 5:36 GMT
Exactly why I switched to mac. Very funny!
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Re: Is Windows A Virus?
1 week - 22,865v
Posted 2010/09/07 - 23:42 GMT
*Squashes bug*
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Re: Is Windows A Virus?
3 days - 10,147v
Posted 2010/09/08 - 1:25 GMT
Heh... look at the iPad! Oh no offense Bagels.
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Re: Is Windows A Virus?
2 days - 9,172v
Posted 2010/09/10 - 14:42 GMT
yeah... The last time you bashed windows was much funnier.
 
I can't lie, the ipad is pretty awesome though.
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Re: Is Windows A Virus?
3 days - 10,147v
Posted 2010/09/11 - 13:44 GMT
Sorry man. But I wont lie. I think Windows 7 is a HUGE improvement. Pros and cons, but I still prefer Mac.
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Re: Is Windows A Virus?
1 day - 4,750v
Posted 2010/09/09 - 4:54 GMT
ouch... that hurts....
 
 
the last two are wrong...for me...
 
 
seriosly.... and what do you mean by replicate quickly?!


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